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Frontliners USA

United States Waterboarding

$22.95

"Once I graduated high school there was only one thing I wanted to do, join the United States Waterboarding team. It was a lifelong dream of mine, to follow in my fellow patriots' footsteps. I rigorously trained with dogs, cats, neighborhood kids, bullies, teachers, my parents and I can proudly say with great success and without casualty. This has lead me to today... As I stand before my gam gam's house, in a wetsuit I might add, all I can think about is, what the fuck did she get me for my birthday?"
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  • Premium 4.3 oz.
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Proudly printed in the U.S.A.

 *Note: Please allow 3-5 days for fulfillment before shipping.

 

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Width, in 20 21 23 25 27 28
Length, in 28 30 30 32 33 33
Sleeve length, in 8 8 9 9 10 10